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Only The Good Die Young "a case for not waiting until you're married"

To all my young Christian or religious guys...


I'm about to save you from making the bigest mistake of your life. I realize that most of the major monotheism "Christianity, Judaism, Islam" make the suggestion (the rule for that matter), that you should not have sexual intercourse until you're married. I find this to be absolutely ludicrous. 


For starters let's get a bit of silliness out of the way. If you're afraid to have sex because premarital sex is a "sin" and by doing it you will be going to hell, don't be ridiculous. There probably is no "god" and even if there was he would have his mind on more pressing matters than some high school boys sex life. 


Since the beginning of time, the religious sects have found it necessary to police what others do for pleasure. They have set up rules and rituals to try to control us. For example circumcision, cutting off the foreskin reduces your sexual pleasure and there fore lessens the chance you might actually want to have sex. If you're cut you can thank mom and dad for shorting you in the penis and pleasure department. 


They claim we need these rules to preserve the "sanctity of marriage." But what does that even mean? And who are they to tell you what you can and can't do behind closed doors. The notion of mating with one partner for life presupposes that as a race we are "designed" for monogamy. But as the blood hound gang so eloquently put it "You and me baby aint nothing but mammals". And if we look to the mammalian world, just 3 to 5% of the about 5,000 species of mammals form lifelong, monogamous bonds - this is the case of beavers, wolves, gibbons, jackals, foxes, some bats, dwarf deer and antelopes. So to assume that we can force ourselves to form unnatural bond with only one girl just seems crazy to me.


 Now don't get me wrong I'm not shitting on the institution of marriage all together. I'm all for the Idea of romance and one true love, but the idea of "saving yourself" for that one special girl is both unrealistic and and unpractical. If you have any chance at settling down in the futre I sugest you go out and get all the wild nights with random hot girls (or even not so hot girls) out of your system while you're still young. You're teenaged years are some of the only times you'll ever be truly free of responsibility. To hold back in the bedroom is to hold back in life. Use this time to learn and sharpen your sexual skills so if and when you attempt the unnatural act of monogamy you'll be able to pleasure you partner and also look back at your youth without regret.


Happy Hunting!
           &          
       Amen ;)    

OPENER OF THE DAY! – “Traffic”

"Hey, Can I ask you a quick question? I need a female opinion. Do I look like a drug dealer to you? Like four times today someone has walked up to me and asked me if I could hook them up. Isn't that crazy? The worst part is that as soon as I say no they just walk away. Have you ever had someone approach you and it's clear that they only want one thing from you?"

OPENER OF THE DAY! – “The Big Hit”

"Hey guys real quick, let me get your opinion on something that my friends were discussing. Do all girls who go out automatically assume that any guy who talks to you is hitting on you?"

OPENER OF THE DAY! – “True Lies”

"Hey quick question, I read a magazine article the other day that said statistically girls lie more than guys. Who do you think lies more, guys or girls?"

Running The Basses Part III -"Third Base"

Alright guys it's time to steal third. I'm not just being clever, when it come time to go down on a girl it will take a little back and forth and you might have to try a few times to get her to let you lick her down there. Like I said in an earlier post, in order to eat her out you'll have to take her pants completely off. And by doing that you give her time to panic and for her "anti slut defence" to go off (see "Q & A - How do I know when a girl wants to have sex and where to have it at")

 Once you finally do get her pants off you need to be ready. One question I always get is "Is it going to smell?' And the answer is yes, but not necessarily bad.  For a lot of guys the smell of a girls moist vagina is a huge turn on, but if you're not sure what to expect it can catch you off guard. What ever you do, dont let on if you think it's a little funky down there. She will never let you near her fun zone again. Unless it's unbearably nasty, just deal with it. Pussy is an acquired taste. You probably didn't  like beer or coffee the first time you tasted them either. Stick to it and eventually you'll love the smell and taste.

When you start going down on her, it's important to start slowly. Girls like it when a guy takes the time to appreciate her and her body. What she won't like is a "try hard" who jumps right in with an aggressive tongue. Pretend that her entire pussy is an ice-cream cone with three scoops of your favorite flavour. Use your tongue to lick her vagina from its entrance up to the clitoris. Remember to chill the hell out and relax; enjoy yourself and don't get tense.

Move your tongue freely from her inner lips to her outer ones on one side. Once you've done that, draw her lips into your mouth and massage them with your tongue. And since the other side will probably get jealous, move on to the other side afterward.

The tongue is the body's strongest muscle. Imagine what you could do with your tongue if you were giving her oral sex. Since you have more control with your tongue than with your cock, the sensations will make her go crazy.

Not only is your tongue naturally lubricated with saliva, you can maneuver it in ways that a dick never could. So why not use your tongue to have sex with her? Thrust your tongue in and out of her vagina, and take a break from time to time to explore her insides.

While you're roaming around down there, vary the firmness of your tongue. Use your firm, flexed tongue for pinpoint accuracy, such as when you circle the clitoris, and use a limber, flat tongue to cover more ground.

Don't forget  to continuously go back  to her clit since most women achieve orgasm through clitoral stimulation -- especially when it comes to oral sex. But, don't apply too much pressure to her clit right away because it may irritate her and turn her off. Start out gently and increase pressure and speed according to her body movement.

When she's going crazy and dripping wet, these tongue techniques are going  to take her to the next level and drive her insane. Once again, make sure to pay attention to her reactions and body language at all times.

With her clit still exposed, give it quick little sucks by enveloping it with your mouth momentarily and releasing it. This will definitely have a positive effect on her entire body.

Next, take her clit into your mouth and gently suck on it while you simultaneously flick your tongue over and around it. You can perform this oral technique very lightly or aggressively, depending on what she likes.

Ok, now let's mix it up! If you combine these oral sex techniques with your fingers, she will have a mind-blowing orgasm virtually every time. If you know how to use both your tongue and fingers at the same time, you will definitely become her Iron Chef of licking vag.

When it comes to finding the right postion keep it simple and comfortable. Have your girl lie on her back with her legs spread apart and her knees slightly bent. Get on your stomach between her legs and slide your arms under her legs. Your head ends up comfortably facing your target. Wrap your arms around her legs and you'll have perfect access to her pussy, which allows you to get to it with your fingers.

Another option is , have her slide  to the edge of the bed while you eat her out. Have her rest her feet on your shoulders or on the edge of the bed, and you'll have plenty of access while you kneel in front of her. This position will also give your fingers full access.

There are tons of other postions and tricks for you to try, but for now these are the basics.The main thing to remember is to relax and have fun. If you're not relaxed she wont be relaxed, and if she's not relaxed she's not going to cum, all your efforts will be waisted. So chill out and enjoy yourself!

Happy Hunting!


P.s. Here's a diagram incase you're not to sure of the female  anatomy down there. Think of it like a road map to the clit ;)

OPENER OF THE DAY! – “ To Bite Or Not To Bite”

"Hey, quick question for you guys because you seem like the type that could settle this debate. If you could be a vampire would you and who would you bite to survive?"