OPENER OF THE DAY! – “ Mystery's Famous Elvis Opener”

"Did you know that Elvis dyed his hair black? Guess what his natural hair color was. Dirty Blond. Did you know that Priscilla Presley also dyed her hair? I don't know what her natural hair color was, I'm not Cliff Claven, but can you picture that these two every couple of weeks would dye their hair black together around a dirty sink in some sick mass-appealing ceremonial ritual? I bet people never considered that before ... did you?"