teenaged playboy

Taking the world of "Pick Up" and applying it to the High school experience.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Only The Good Die Young "a case for not waiting until you're married"



To all my young Christian or religious guys...


I'm about to save you from making the bigest mistake of your life. I realize that most of the major monotheism "Christianity, Judaism, Islam" make the suggestion (the rule for that matter), that you should not have sexual intercourse until you're married. I find this to be absolutely ludicrous. 


For starters let's get a bit of silliness out of the way. If you're afraid to have sex because premarital sex is a "sin" and by doing it you will be going to hell, don't be ridiculous. There probably is no "god" and even if there was he would have his mind on more pressing matters than some high school boys sex life. 


Since the beginning of time, the religious sects have found it necessary to police what others do for pleasure. They have set up rules and rituals to try to control us. For example circumcision, cutting off the foreskin reduces your sexual pleasure and there fore lessens the chance you might actually want to have sex. If you're cut you can thank mom and dad for shorting you in the penis and pleasure department. 


They claim we need these rules to preserve the "sanctity of marriage." But what does that even mean? And who are they to tell you what you can and can't do behind closed doors. The notion of mating with one partner for life presupposes that as a race we are "designed" for monogamy. But as the blood hound gang so eloquently put it "You and me baby aint nothing but mammals". And if we look to the mammalian world, just 3 to 5% of the about 5,000 species of mammals form lifelong, monogamous bonds - this is the case of beavers, wolves, gibbons, jackals, foxes, some bats, dwarf deer and antelopes. So to assume that we can force ourselves to form unnatural bond with only one girl just seems crazy to me.


 Now don't get me wrong I'm not shitting on the institution of marriage all together. I'm all for the Idea of romance and one true love, but the idea of "saving yourself" for that one special girl is both unrealistic and and unpractical. If you have any chance at settling down in the futre I sugest you go out and get all the wild nights with random hot girls (or even not so hot girls) out of your system while you're still young. You're teenaged years are some of the only times you'll ever be truly free of responsibility. To hold back in the bedroom is to hold back in life. Use this time to learn and sharpen your sexual skills so if and when you attempt the unnatural act of monogamy you'll be able to pleasure you partner and also look back at your youth without regret.


Happy Hunting!
           &          
       Amen ;)    

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